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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger

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(650): View more from California

I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?

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(757): View more from Virginia

Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?

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You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese

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