So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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