Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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