when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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