Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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