Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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