You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
tell me about the fingering
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