Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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