You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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