Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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