hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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