you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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