Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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