I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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