do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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