So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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