Dual....:-)
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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