playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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