you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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