So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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