Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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