Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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