If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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