i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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