Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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