Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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