So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
