Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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