You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
