it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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