why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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