I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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