come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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