ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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