Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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