okay pat passed out under dana's car
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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