STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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