margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I am spending my child support on dildos
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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