hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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