I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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