Moan for me like Helen Keller
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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