you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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