and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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