Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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