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Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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