I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
