xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
And then my night got REAL pukey
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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