Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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