I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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