Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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