? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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